Winona Ryder's Ex-Boyfriends

Straight chick’s opinion:

Ryan Adams - too much bullshit. Not worth the effort.

Dodi al Fayed - too wealthy. Scary wealthy, so no.

Beck - not my type, but could convince me.

Bono - Depends when. Pre-fame? Probably. Post fame? Probably not.

Ed Burns - I say no, but I would, and hate myself for it.

George Clooney - fuck no.

Matt Damon - another fuck no.

Evan Dando - Am I traveling in a foreign country, and he’s the only other English speaking person that I run into?

Daniel Day-Lewis - Yes. Can’t stand him, but he’s gorgeous and at 19, I would have done it, so...

Johnny Depp - When still approachable and ONLY once, maybe.

Robert Downey Jr. - this is a joke, right? Robert’s the guy you smoke crack with all weekend. You never have to fuck him, because he prefers crack (not yours) and he is very nice, until the paranoia set in, BIG TIME.

David Duchovny - Hard vodka required, but yes.

Adam Duritz - Oh god no.

Jakob Dylan - who?

, Everlast - who?

Jimmy Fallon - Party buddy for bar hopping and coke vials. That is all.

Tom Green - Nope.

Dave Grohl - Oh fuck NO. Nope, nope, nooooo.

Corey Hair - Seriously? LOL.

, Chris Isaak - Awww. Yasss!!!!

Stephen Jenkins - ????

Val Kilmer - Kilmer is the kind a dude who will give you a bucket of crabs, without hittin’ the boardwalk.

Chris Noth - Mo comment.

Rob Lowe - NEVER x 100 million.

Conor Oberst - ???? If it’s who I’m thinking, then nah.

Gary Oldman - Very chill dude, so yes.

Dave Pirner - nope.

Keanu Reeves - A friend for life perhaps, but no hanky panky.

Henry Alex Rubin - ????

Charlie Sheen - I don’t believe this one. Sorry. Who wrote this list, btw?

Christian Slater - Oh, another resounding FUCK NO!!!!

Blake Soper - ????

Mark Wahlberg - Fuck no. The violence thing back in Southie is just too much to overcome.

Paul Westerberg - Yes, but only in London. Don’t ask. Issa vibe.

Bruce Willis - LMAO!!!!!!

Pete Yorn - Yeah. OK. Yorn is a good choice, I admit.

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